Gus' recipe for success

You're probably thinking all this comes easy to me. But there's actually a lot to it.

First off, I gotta watch my diet. Take this dirt here.

Getting it down the gullet ain't no picnic.

Then there's the bath. And no wimpy warm one either. This sucker's ice cold.

Block raises help pep up the gun show.

And I like to throw in a few unorthodox exercises of my own.

But that's not the half of it.

There's also calisthenics in the yard.

Deep pondering by the wood chips.

And the doubts that come with wondering whether it's all worth it.

But, yeah, I'd say it is.