October 29, 2008

150 percent

Jack's all about sports. And he says there's no excuse for not staying sharp on your game. So he seizes every opportunity to practice his skills, even in the tub.



Lonesome nights

Jack said he no longer needs a babysitter when we're away, insisting that he is quite capable of taking care of himself. So last night, the opportunity arose and we gave it a whirl, leaving Jack on his own. In the morning, Jack said he had a grand time, entertaining himself and completely forgetting that he was all alone.

Hmmm....





October 18, 2008

Headshots

Jack cooked up a few new looks that he wanted documented for posterity.





On patrol

Fearing for the family's safety, Jack teamed up with the dogs to form a neighborhood watch. The organization thus far has proven its worth. Not a single break-in is on record since it went live.

Jack and Jazzeppi stay vigilant in the backyard.

Failing to announce one's presence and intentions usually results in an uncomfortable ambush.


October 12, 2008

Fixing the Cubs' woes

Tired of the Cubs' lackluster post-season play, Jack's put together a little baseball primer that displays the key steps to success on the sandlot. Jack insisted a Cliff's Notes version be posted here so the Cubs roster can get a jump start on next season.

First, stretch them hammies.

Wave to the cuties in the stands.

Don't forget to mug for the TV cameras.

Exchange surreptitious smack-talk about the opposing team with fellow outfielders.

When victory arrives, make believe like you didn't see it coming.

October 5, 2008

Runny nose mirror time

Jack says it doesn't get any better than this.

Parking it

Jack knew he was heading to the neighborhood park on a sunny day, yet he still donned his trusty frog sweater. He said you never know: the weather could change at any moment, and he wasn't ready to throw in the big towel just yet.