Fixing the Cubs' woes

Tired of the Cubs' lackluster post-season play, Jack's put together a little baseball primer that displays the key steps to success on the sandlot. Jack insisted a Cliff's Notes version be posted here so the Cubs roster can get a jump start on next season.

First, stretch them hammies.

Wave to the cuties in the stands.

Don't forget to mug for the TV cameras.

Exchange surreptitious smack-talk about the opposing team with fellow outfielders.

When victory arrives, make believe like you didn't see it coming.