Jack's Mega-Mind-Blowing Magical Moment

Jack has been working on a magic trick, which he says is not for the faint of heart. So brace yourself. He'll take it from here.

"See this fist? Watch me eat it whole."

"Mmmpfff..."

"Mmmmppfffhh...."

"Hmmmpph..."

(crying noises)

(pouting noises)

(sulking noises)

"You won't tell anyone about this, will you?"