Jailbird

A life behind bars has its pros and cons, as Jack's quick to point out. The cons: churlish keepers, who dismiss mounting evidence that he's innocent of the charges lodged against him (ie. possession of stolen property--dog food, loitering, disturbing the peace, etc.)

The pros? He gets a taste of freedom at the end of every nap, when one of his keepers must hoist him over the bars. Ahhh...sweet redemption.