Jack visits grandparents and cousins

Jack paid a visit to family in Bourbonnais, Ill., last weekend.

You've got questions, we've got answers.

Becky keeps a watchful eye on her little cousin.

Jack learns where the center of the universe is located.
He's not surprised.

Jack dreams of the impassioned oratories he'll deliver before Congress.

Jack submitted this photo to the Vatican, petitioning for early canonization. His request is still being weighed.

Jack insists on good hygiene, despite his terror of being removed from the bathtub.

Parents are lame

When are they gonna learn?

Shazam!

Jack recently ordered a "Lil' Wizard's Kit" in the mail, from which he gleaned a few spells that he likes to cast on his unsuspecting parents. His success rate is still in the dumps, but that hasn't dampened his enthusiasm for the pursuit of the perfect spell.

Jack sheds the bald look

Jack says hair is in this summer, so he changed his look to keep up with the fashion. His new (if sparse) locks also have motivated Jack to get more "beauty sleep," as he dubs it. He now routinely sleeps upwards of five hours, a practice he likes to cap with a healthy bottle of Similac. Then it's back to bed for another dose of beauty rest. He hastens to add that his parents appeared delighted to hear of his insights on the importance of uninterrupted sleep.